Can you believe the INDIGNITIES I HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH AT THIS HOUSE???
SERIOUSLY. I"M MAD SO I'M YELLING.
Last night, the door to the garage was open. The garage door to the outside was open. The MIG got that loud grass eating machine out. IT was loud. I ran outside.
He found me when he was done. All I wanted was some fresh air!!
He brought me in, gave me to mom and said I NEEDED A BATH. I was dirty. I could have taken care of it myself. It was just my white socks were a bit dirty...
So Mom hauled me up to the human litterbox room, put me in that thing that has rain come down and out and GAVE ME A BATH. WITH SHAMPOO. It wouldn't have been so bad 'cept that the Little Monkey was there to witness my humiliation. What a night. Mom says I was dirtier than just my feet cuz the water got all yucky.
4 hours later, when they parents went to bed, I was still wet. So, I made sure to let them know how much I loved my bath....by laying on mom's side, then the MIG's. HA!
~Jesse
(at least she spared me some laughs by not taking pictures)
