Aunt kat's Tale of the VISHUS DEER

*THis is what our Aunt Kat wrote in her blog about her encnounter with the Vishus Deer. Pictures to come, prolly later this week!*

Once Upon a Deer
The tail (tale) begins as I (the Heroine) was driving my chariot home from work one enchanted evening. I was just about there when out on the side of the mystical highway I see a small doe...we'll name her Bambi. So as I went to put my foot on the brake I look back in my lane to see a large doe, a deer, a female deer, ...we'll call her Goliath. As these wonderous tails (tales) go, the heroine of the story does not go unscathed. I hit Goliath....and I don't just mean, kind of. I got that sucker good. Goliath did barely any damage to the actual body of said chariot. Through the windshield our dear Goliath came. So not only does the Heroine of the story now have a large hole in her windshield, but no driver side mirror. After Prince Charming arrived, he took a gander of the chariot to notice that the chariot is still operable but will need some repairs. The Man of Protection (*snickers*) comes along to give the accident report and assess the damage to the chariot. He gives us the report and is off to find Goliath to make sure she's not in any pain. As I get into the bigger chariot to go home I say to myself, "Worry not Man of Protection, the Heroine is ok thank you for asking"
The overall damage to the chariot is as follows: Large hole the size of Goliath's head in the windshield, no driver side mirror, 2 hoof scratches on the fender, a crack in the fender, and a broken license plate holder.
Thank you for listening kids. I hope you enjoyed the tail of Bambi...Once Upon a Deer!