Jesse's Thurzday Thirteen

Here is MY thurzday 13. I'm so special it tooks me a long long time to think of just 13 things about me!

1. I is very shy. I dont likes to meet new peeple. Ifs I don't know you and you comes to my house, you prolly will not see me.
2. I'm a princess! No, really, I am! I just need to get the Mom that Lives here to buy me a TEEARA!!
3. My favorite color is purple.
4. Me and Dazey are sisters. My birthday is 13 March. I will be 6.
5. My Mom that Lives Here wasn't gonna take me when she gotted Dazey. THen she decided that dazey would be so lonlee so she taked me too.
6. I am named after Uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazard, whatever that is. They even spell it like a boy! How undigneefied!
7. I like to hiss.
8. My colar is purple.
9. I likes to sleep with the Mom that Lives Here. Right between her feets so when she moves, I can growl and hiss like a big ferrocis tiger! GRRRRR!
10. I likes to sleep on the computer monitor.
11. I lkes to go outside, but not on my leesh. Only sissy cats use leeshes! But I can't go out without it so I tolerate it.
12. I haves 4 white feet. Just like Dazey.
13. My middle name is Lou. Jesse Lou.