Me when I first camed here (4.5 years ago)
1. If someone rings the doorbell, I probably don't like them. Best to stay up on the MTLH's bed.
2. Vacuum cleaners are NOT your friend.
3. If you climb on people with all of your clawed paws, you get thrown in a garbage can and then declawed. (This is a long story, maybe I tell it sometime!! This involves my old dad, not the Man in Green or anyone else that I loves)
4. No one can resist an orange cat.
5. If you miss someone enough, they'll come back (like my mom that visits)
6. If I climb on someone, they will look like they belong to me.
7. Being the runt doesn't mean you'll always be little. (Did you hear that Skeezix!?)
8. If a toy goes under the couch and you try to get it out long enough, someone will lift the couch and find you more toys. This is such a fun game! you should try it!
9. Earplugs are more fun if they aren't in yer ears!! You can put the bitey on them!
10. If the parental units (MTLH, Man in Green or MTV) start being nice and you can't find yer sisters, it's probably bath time. RUN AND HIDE FAST FAST FAST!
11. Socks weigh a ton when thrown on your back.
12. If you're good to the 2 legged kitten, the mom that lives here brags about you to people!
and last, but certainlee not leastest,
13. If you are a good kitty, the parentals will let you have yer own blog!
10 hi-fives:
Oh Conner, that is a GREAT list. And, I loved seeing the baby picture. You was a very cute kitten, but you growed up to be a very handsome boy!
That's a great list! I learned a lot reading it! Great photos too - you were an adorable kitten. #8 on your list is a great game - I've learned that one already.
I have a similar list myself this week. Isn't it amazing the things you learn about a house and people?
Kaze
Excellent list!
We loves the couch game...and earplugs...and we hates the vacuum!
Vacuums...scary...couches...toy eaters. So true! Tara
Great list, but number 3 sounds very scary. We're glad you lived to tell the tail...
I agree with number 4. You can't resist an orange cat. Yup. Furry true.
Wow, you've learned so much! You're very wise. And cute! And so are your sisters.
Conner, you were such a cute baby. Now of course, you're a handsome guy...like me!
George
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